Escape to Paradise: Lemuria Apart Hotel, Florianópolis Awaits!
Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because we're about to dive HEADFIRST into the shimmering, sun-kissed, and potentially slightly sandy reality of Escape to Paradise: Lemuria Apart Hotel, Florianópolis Awaits! This isn't your cookie-cutter hotel review, mind you. This is the real deal, the messy, the beautiful, the "did I seriously eat that much buffet breakfast?" kind of review. Let's get this show on the road, shall we?
First Impressions & Accessibility (and the Dreaded Stairs!)
Okay, so first things first: Accessibility. This is a big deal for me. While they say they have facilities for disabled guests, I have to be honest, I’m a little skeptical. Florianópolis is, after all, a Brazilian island, and sometimes things just…aren't quite up to par. I'm talking about the potential of cobblestone streets and the occasional cliffside adventure. The elevator is essential for me, but I will need to confirm the actual accessibility of the rooms, and how easy is to access the other facilities. I'd need to research this heavily before booking, just to be sure. They do have an elevator, thank heavens. Whew. That's a massive plus.
The Internet, Oh Glorious Internet! (And My Obsession with Wi-Fi in Public Areas)
Let's be real. In this day and age, Wi-Fi is as essential as air. Free Wi-Fi in all rooms? Music to my ears! Internet [LAN]? Bonus points for the old-schoolers. I can already see myself curled up in bed, binge-watching something ridiculous. Internet services, Wi-Fi in public areas? YES! I need to be able to Instagram my caipirinhas by the pool, obviously. The real question is: how fast is it? Because a slow connection is a vacation buzzkill.
Things to Do, Ways to Relax…or Just Lie Around and Stare at the Ocean
Okay, this is where Lemuria really starts to shine. Let's break it down, because this is where vacation dreams are made…or broken.
- The Pool with a View: This is essential. If it's not a stunning view, what's the point? I'm picturing myself, cocktail in hand, soaking up the sun…perfection.
- Spa/Sauna/Steamroom: This is where I have to stop and say: OH. MY. GOD. A spa? A sauna? A steam room? And a massage? Sign me up! The thought of a body scrub and body wrap after a long day of…well, doing nothing…sounds heavenly. I'd be spending a lot of time in the spa. I'm going to need a therapist to help me to relax and enjoy the sauna and steamroom.
- Gym/Fitness: Okay, so I should probably use the fitness center. But let's be honest, after all that spa time, my motivation to work out is likely to be minimal. But it's there if I need it, which is a plus.
- Swimming Pool [outdoor]: Another pool? They're spoiling us!
- Foot bath: That sound so relaxing. I will go to the spa.
Cleanliness and Safety (Because, You Know, We're Living in a Pandemic)
Okay, let's talk about the serious stuff. I love that they're taking hygiene seriously. Anti-viral cleaning products, daily disinfection in common areas, and staff trained in safety protocol? This is what I want to hear. Hand sanitizer everywhere? Excellent. Rooms sanitized between stays? Crucial. Safe dining setup and Sanitized kitchen and tableware items? YES! That's reassuring. Physical distancing of at least 1 meter? Good. Cashless payment service? Convenient. I'm not sure about the Room sanitization opt-out available, I would prefer the staff to sanitize my room.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking (Because Food is Life)
This is where it gets REALLY interesting. Because, let's be honest, food is a HUGE part of the vacation experience.
- Restaurants: Multiple restaurants? Yes, please!
- Breakfast [buffet]: Ah, the buffet. My weakness. I can already see myself piling my plate high with pastries and fruit. Breakfast service, Asian breakfast, Western breakfast? Variety is the spice of life, people!
- Poolside bar: Essential. Because, you know, cocktails by the pool.
- Happy hour: Another essential. I need to know the details of happy hour.
- Room service [24-hour]: This is a game-changer. Late-night snacks? Yes, please!
- Coffee/tea in restaurant, Coffee shop: I need my coffee.
- Snack bar: Always good to have.
- A la carte in restaurant, Buffet in restaurant, International cuisine in restaurant, Vegetarian restaurant, Asian cuisine in restaurant, Western cuisine in restaurant: Oh, the choices! I hope there's a good selection of vegetarian options.
- Desserts in restaurant, Salad in restaurant, Soup in restaurant: I love desserts.
- Bar, Bottle of water: Essential.
Services and Conveniences (Because Sometimes You Need a Little Help)
- Concierge, Doorman: Nice touches.
- Daily housekeeping, Laundry service, Ironing service: Thank goodness for these!
- Air conditioning in public area: Necessary.
- Elevator: Thank you, sweet baby Jesus.
- Cash withdrawal, Currency exchange, Safety deposit boxes: Convenient.
- Luggage storage: Always useful.
- Convenience store, Gift/souvenir shop: I like to buy souvenirs.
- Airport transfer, Taxi service, Car park [free of charge], Car park [on-site], Valet parking: Getting around is important.
- Business facilities, Meeting/banquet facilities, Meetings, Indoor venue for special events, Outdoor venue for special events: I am not going for business, but nice to know.
For the Kids (If You're Bringing Them, God Bless You)
- Family/child friendly: This is a good sign.
- Babysitting service: Helpful for parents who need a break.
- Kids facilities, Kids meal: Nice touches.
Rooms: The Nitty-Gritty
- Air conditioning: Essential.
- Free Wi-Fi: Double check!
- Air conditioning in public area: Essential.
- Additional toilet: If you're travelling with a family, this is nice.
- Alarm clock, Bathrobes, Bathroom phone, Bathtub, Blackout curtains, Carpeting, Closet, Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea, Daily housekeeping, Desk, Extra long bed, Free bottled water, Hair dryer, High floor, In-room safe box, Interconnecting room(s) available, Internet access – LAN, Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace, Linens, Mini bar, Mirror, Non-smoking, On-demand movies, Private bathroom, Reading light, Refrigerator, Safety/security feature, Satellite/cable channels, Scale, Seating area, Separate shower/bathtub, Shower, Slippers, Smoke detector, Socket near the bed, Sofa, Soundproofing, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Umbrella, Visual alarm, Wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free], Window that opens: These are all the things you'd expect in a well-appointed hotel room. The devil is in the details. I just hope the bed is comfortable! And the blackout curtains are actually blackout. And the coffee is good.
Getting Around
- Airport transfer, Taxi service, Car park [free of charge], Car park [on-site], Valet parking: All good options.
The Quirks, the Imperfections, the Honest Truth…
Look, no place is perfect. And that's okay! I'm not expecting perfection. I'm expecting an experience. I'm expecting a little bit of chaos, a little bit of adventure, and hopefully, a whole lot of relaxation. I'm hoping for a slightly messy reality, because that's what makes life interesting.
My Verdict?
Based on what I've read, Escape to Paradise: Lemuria Apart Hotel, Florianópolis Awaits! has a lot going for it. The location looks stunning, the amenities are enticing, and the safety measures seem comprehensive. BUT, I need to dig deeper into the accessibility, and I want to see real reviews to get a better feel for the atmosphere and the service.
The Offer (Because I'm a Marketer, After All!)
Book your escape to Paradise NOW and receive:
- A complimentary spa treatment voucher: Indulge in a massage, body scrub, or body wrap to melt away your stress.
- A free bottle of champagne upon arrival: Celebrate your arrival in style!
- Early check-in/late check-out (subject to availability): Maximize your relaxation time.
- 10% discount on all dining experiences: Savor the flavors of Florianópolis
Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because my Lemuria Apart Hotel Florianopolis itinerary? Honey, it's less "schedule" and more "controlled chaos with a beach tan." Prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable decisions, and enough caipirinhas to make you question your life choices. Here we go… (Deep breath)
Lemuria Lamentations & Brazilian Bliss: A Florianopolis Fiasco
Day 1: Arrival & That First, Glorious, Beachy Breath
- 8:00 AM (ish) - Airport Arrival (Florianopolis Airport, Hercílio Luz): Okay, let's be honest, I'm already running late. The flight was delayed, the luggage carousel was a cruel joke, and I’m pretty sure I saw a woman wearing a full fur coat in the arrivals lounge. In Brazil. I swear, the universe is testing me.
- 8:30 AM - 9:30 AM: Taxi Terror & Lemuria Check-in: Finding a taxi was a battle. Think gladiatorial combat, but with more aggressive hand gestures and less actual fighting. Finally, I'm in a beat-up yellow car, hurtling towards the hotel. The driver, bless his heart, spoke approximately zero English, but we communicated beautifully through a shared appreciation for loud samba music.
- Lemuria Check-in: The front desk staff? Angels. Truly. Smiling, patient, even when I fumbled with my Portuguese phrases like a toddler trying to assemble a nuclear warhead. The apartment itself? Clean, spacious, and with a balcony that promised sunset views. Sold!
- 10:00 AM - 12:00 PM: Beach Bliss (Praia da Joaquina): Right, ditch the bags, hit the beach. Joaquina. Famous for the waves, which, as a seasoned (read: terrified) swimmer, I approached with caution. The sand was like powdered sugar, the sun was a fiery god, and the ocean? I swear, it was calling my name. I spent a good hour just staring, feeling the stress melt away. Then, a rogue wave nearly ate me. Lesson learned: respect the ocean, even if it looks gorgeous.
- 12:00 PM - 2:00 PM: Lunch & Language Lapses: Found a little beachfront shack. Ordered peixe grelhado (grilled fish), which, according to my limited Portuguese, should have been a safe bet. It arrived, and it was… well, let's just say it tasted faintly of the ocean and a whole lot of something else I couldn't identify. Ate it anyway. Gotta embrace the adventure, right? Tried to order a beer. Ended up pointing and grunting. The waiter just chuckled and brought me a cerveja. Nailed it!
- 2:00 PM - 5:00 PM: Joaquina Encore & Sunburn Surprise: Back to the beach. This time, I remembered sunscreen. Mostly. Let's just say my shoulders are now the color of a particularly vibrant lobster. Spent the afternoon watching surfers, feeling ridiculously envious of their skills. Also, made a friend! A little girl named Sofia, who spoke perfect English and taught me how to say "ice cream" in Portuguese. My life is complete.
- 5:00 PM - 6:00 PM: Sunset Serenity (Attempted): Back at the apartment, ready for my balcony sunset moment. Except… the clouds decided to stage a takeover. Grey, gloomy. Sigh. Still, the view was pretty epic, even without the fiery hues.
- 6:00 PM - 8:00 PM: Dinner Disaster (But Delicious): Found a restaurant nearby – a place called "O Barba Negra" (The Black Beard). Ordered the moqueca (fish stew). It arrived in a clay pot, bubbling and smelling divine. Then, I tried to eat it with my fork. Failed miserably. Ended up using a spoon. Still, the flavor was incredible. The bill? Surprisingly reasonable. Score!
- 8:00 PM Onward: Bedtime Blues & Caipirinha Dreams: Back at the hotel, exhausted, sunburnt, and slightly tipsy from the one (okay, maybe two) caipirinhas. Ready for bed. The sound of waves is a lullaby. Tomorrow? More beaches, more adventures, more… well, you get the picture.
Day 2: The Island's Embrace & Unexpected Encounters
- 9:00 AM - 10:00 AM: The Breakfast Battle: The hotel offers breakfast. It’s… adequate. The coffee tastes like burnt oil, but the bread is fresh. I try to navigate the buffet without causing too much chaos. Success!
- 10:00 AM - 1:00 PM: Exploring Lagoa da Conceição: Renting a car seemed like a good idea. It was not. Driving in Florianópolis is a contact sport. I am now intimately familiar with the horn of a Brazilian VW Beetle. But, hey, I made it to Lagoa da Conceição! The lagoon is stunning. Seriously, postcard-worthy. I wandered around, got lost, and eventually stumbled upon a charming little cafe.
- 1:00 PM - 2:00 PM: Lunch & Language Mishaps (Round Two): Found another restaurant. This time, I ordered a sandwich. I thought I was being clever. The sandwich arrived. It was… a mountain of ham and cheese, on a baguette the size of my arm. Ate it. All of it. Regrets? Zero.
- 2:00 PM - 4:00 PM: Beach Hopping (Praia Mole & Galheta): Praia Mole! Famous for surfing and… well, mostly for being packed. Still, the energy was fantastic. Then, a short walk to Praia da Galheta, which is a nude beach. I was not prepared. I mean, I knew it was there, but… wow. Let's just say my eyes were opened. And my tan lines are going to be… interesting.
- 4:00 PM - 6:00 PM: The Surfing Fiasco (and the Kindness of Strangers): Okay, so, inspired by the surfers, I decided to try surfing. Bad idea. Very bad idea. I spent more time underwater than on the board. I looked like a flailing seal. But then, a local guy named Ricardo, saw my struggles, and offered to give me some pointers. He was patient, kind, and didn't laugh (too much). I actually stood up for a glorious, wobbly second. Made my day.
- 6:00 PM - 7:00 PM: Sunset Regret (and Redemption): Back at Lemuria. The sunset was, once again, obscured by clouds. I felt a twinge of disappointment. But then, I realized: I was in Brazil. I was surfing (sort of). I was eating amazing food. Who cares about a sunset?
- 7:00 PM - 9:00 PM: Dinner & Dancing (sort of): Found a restaurant in the Lagoa. Ordered the seafood platter. It was a feast! Then, I tried to dance to the live music. My rhythm is… questionable. But I had fun. That's what counts, right?
- 9:00 PM Onward: Caipirinhas & Contemplations: Back at the hotel, nursing a caipirinha and feeling content. Florianópolis, you crazy, beautiful place, you're growing on me.
Day 3: A Day of Deep Dive… into a Single Experience
- 9:00 AM - 10:00 AM: A Very Different Breakfast: Today, I skipped the hotel breakfast, opting instead for a small bakery I'd seen on the way to the beach. Freshly baked bread, strong coffee, and the smell of sugar and happiness. The best kind of fuel.
- 10:00 AM - 4:00 PM: The Surfing Obsession (or, How I Spent Six Hours Looking Like a Fool): Forget the beach hopping. Forget the fancy restaurants. Today was dedicated to surfing. Back to Joaquina. Back to Ricardo (he must think I'm a glutton for punishment). This time, I was determined. I wanted to get it. I wanted to feel that rush. So, I spent six hours in the ocean. I fell. I flailed. I swallowed a gallon of saltwater. I looked like a drowned rat. But… I started to feel it. That brief moment of standing, that feeling of gliding across the wave… It was pure magic. My legs ached, my back protested, but the joy? Unmatched. Ricardo was ecstatic. He even took a photo (which I'm sure will be hilarious to look back on later).
- 4:00 PM - 5:00 PM: Post-Surf Recovery: Back to the hotel. Shower. Nap. Repeat. My body was screaming for mercy.
- 5:00 PM - 6:00 PM: Sunset (Finally!) The clouds parted. The sun blazed. The sky turned a fiery orange. I sat on my balcony, watching the sunset, feeling a deep sense of satisfaction. I had earned this moment.
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Escape to Paradise: Lemuria Apart Hotel - FAQ (Because Let's Face It, You Have Questions!)
Okay, Lemuria. Florianópolis. Sounds dreamy. But is it *actually* dreamy? Like, no hidden plumbing disasters or anything?
Alright, look. Dreamy? Yes. Plumbing disasters? Well… let me tell you a story. The first time I saw pictures of Lemuria, I was sold. Turquoise water, lush greenery, the whole shebang. I booked it, convinced I was about to experience the ultimate Instagrammable life.
And it *was* beautiful. Absolutely stunning. But then, the first morning, the shower decided to stage a full-blown water ballet. Leaking everywhere! I’m talking, *everywhere*.
Now, the staff? Bless their hearts. They were on it immediately. Fixed the leak, and even offered me a complimentary caipirinha. (Which, by the way, is a brilliant damage control strategy. Immediately calmed me down). So, dreamy? Yes, mostly. Perfect? Nah. But the charm of the place, the friendliness of the people, they *almost* make up for the occasional plumbing hiccup. Almost. Just pack some extra towels, you know? You’ll need them.
What's the Wi-Fi like? Because, you know, gotta stay connected to the real world (unfortunately).
Ah, the eternal struggle of the modern traveler. Wi-Fi. Let’s be real, it's practically a basic human right these days. At Lemuria, it's… well, it's there. Sometimes.
Look, I’m not going to lie. I had a few moments where I wanted to hurl my laptop into the ocean. Not because of the view (which, again, is *gorgeous*), but because the Wi-Fi decided to take a little vacation of its own. I’d be trying to upload a photo of the sunset (because, priorities!), and *bam!* Connection lost.
But, here’s the thing. It forced me to, you know, *live*. Read a book. Actually *talk* to my travel companion (who, by the way, is still the most amazing person I know, even after the Wi-Fi drama). Embrace the disconnect. And honestly? It was kind of liberating. So, pack a book, download some movies, and be prepared to unplug. It's good for the soul, even if it's frustrating at the time. And if you *absolutely* need to work, find a spot near the reception - the Wi-Fi seems to be a little more… reliable there. Just sayin'.
The beaches! I’ve seen the pictures. Are they as amazing in reality? And how do you even *get* to them?
Oh, the beaches. The reason you’re booking this place, right? And yes. Yes, they are. The pictures? They don’t even *begin* to do them justice. The sand is like powdered sugar, the water is crystal clear… it's breathtaking. Utterly. Breathtaking.
Getting to them? Okay, here’s the lowdown. You *can* walk, but be prepared for a bit of a trek. (And maybe invest in some good walking shoes. My feet are still recovering from my first attempt). Taxis and ride-sharing services are readily available, but can get pricey, especially during peak season.
My suggestion? Rent a car. Seriously. It gives you the freedom to explore all the hidden coves and beaches that aren’t on the tourist radar. And trust me, there are *many*. Driving around Florianópolis is an adventure in itself – winding roads, stunning views, and the occasional near-miss with a scooter (watch out for those!). The freedom to choose your beach, to stay as long as you like... it's priceless. Just remember to brush up on your Portuguese. Or at least learn how to say "praia" (beach) and "cerveja" (beer). Those two words will get you pretty far.
What about the food? Any recommendations for a hungry traveler?
Okay, the food. This is where Lemuria *really* shines. Well, not *directly* at Lemuria (though the breakfast buffet is pretty solid with fresh fruit and delicious pastries), but the surrounding area? Oh, my god.
First things first: seafood. You’re in a coastal paradise! Embrace it. Find a "barraca" (beach shack) and order the grilled fish. Simple, fresh, and utterly divine. Don’t be afraid to try the "moqueca" (seafood stew). It’s a taste explosion.
Now, here's a little secret. There's this tiny little restaurant, not too far from Lemuria, run by this amazing woman named Maria. Her "feijoada" (black bean stew) is legendary. Seriously, people travel from all over the island just to eat her feijoada. It's a hearty, flavorful, and utterly authentic Brazilian experience. Find it. You won't regret it. Just be prepared for a serious food coma afterward. I'm talking, nap-on-the-beach-under-a-palm-tree level of sleepiness. Bliss.
Is Lemuria family-friendly? I'm traveling with little ones.
Family-friendly? Hmm… let's say it's *accommodating* of families. There's a pool, which is a HUGE win for the little ones. And the beach... well, the beach is basically the world's biggest playground.
However... and this is just my opinion, and I'm not a parent... it might not be the *most* kid-centric place. There aren't a ton of organized activities or dedicated kids' clubs. It's more of a relaxed, go-with-the-flow vibe. So, if your kids are happy building sandcastles, splashing in the pool, and generally entertaining themselves, you're golden. If they need constant stimulation and a structured schedule... well, you might have to work a little harder.
Also, consider the location. Some of the beaches are a bit of a trek, and some of the restaurants might not have a dedicated kids' menu. But hey, you're in Brazil! Embrace the adventure! Pack plenty of snacks, be prepared for some sandy chaos, and remember that the best memories are often made in the messiest moments. And the smiles on their faces, when they see the ocean... that's worth everything.
What's the best time to visit Lemuria? Avoid the crowds, but still get good weather.
Ah, the million-dollar question! Avoiding the crowds in Florianópolis is like trying to avoid sand on the beach – it's pretty much impossible, but you can certainly minimize it.
My personal recommendation? Shoulder season. That's April-May and September-October. You'll still get beautiful weather – warm, sunny days, perfect for swimming and sunbathing – but the massive influx of tourists is usually a bit less intense. The prices are also generally lower during these months.
Avoid peak season (December-February) like the plague. Unless you *love* crowds, inflated prices, and waiting in long lines for everything. Trust me, the peace and quiet of shoulder season is worth it. Plus, the sunsets are just as spectacular. And that, my friends, is what it's all about.
