Escape to Paradise: Some Where Else Boutique Resort, Camiguin
Escape to Paradise: Some Where Else Boutique Resort - A Review That's Actually Real (And Maybe a Little Crazy)
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into the kaleidoscopic world of Escape to Paradise: Some Where Else Boutique Resort in Camiguin. Forget your perfectly curated Instagram feeds, because this review is gonna be as raw and honest as my post-vacation tan lines.
First Impressions: The Island's Embrace (and the Drive In)
Getting to Camiguin is already an adventure. Ferries, bumpy roads, and that glorious, unadulterated island air – it's all part of the charm. Accessibility: Now, I gotta be honest, this island is a bit of a mixed bag for accessibility. The resort itself seemed pretty good, but getting around Camiguin in general… well, let's just say you'll appreciate a sturdy pair of legs. I didn't see a lot of obvious wheelchair-friendly ramps everywhere, but the staff were super helpful and willing to assist. Airport transfer was smooth, which is a HUGE plus after a long journey. Car park [free of charge] is always a win, and they've got car park [on-site] too, so you're covered. Taxi service is available, but honestly, rent a scooter! It’s the Camiguin way!
The Room: My Little Slice of Heaven (or Maybe Just a Really Comfy Hammock)
Okay, the rooms. Pure bliss. I'm talking Air conditioning, a necessity in the tropics, and a coffee/tea maker for those crucial early mornings. Free Wi-Fi! Yes! And it actually worked! Free bottled water was constantly replenished. The bed? Oh, the bed. It was a cloud of fluffy perfection. I'm pretty sure I could have stayed in that extra long bed forever. And the balconies! Seriously, I spent a ridiculous amount of time just lounging on my terrace, watching the sunrise with a cup of coffee. Bathroom phone? Probably never used it, but it was there! And the bathtub was perfect for a soak after a day of exploring. There was a refrigerator to keep my San Mig Light nice and cold. I loved the slippers and bathrobes! The soundproofing was on point – no noisy neighbors to interrupt my afternoon nap. I could have been more impressed if I had chosen the Couple's room, but I was alone.
The Food: A Delicious Adventure (and My Waistline's Worst Enemy)
Where do I even begin? The food at Escape to Paradise was… phenomenal. Restaurants galore! A la carte in restaurant meant I could get exactly what I wanted, and the Asian cuisine in restaurant was a revelation. I’m a sucker for good soup in restaurant. The breakfast [buffet] was a feast, and I may have accidentally overindulged a few times. Breakfast service was prompt and friendly. They even had vegetarian restaurant options, which is a big win for my travel buddy! The poolside bar was a lifesaver for those scorching afternoons. And the coffee shop… swoon. That coffee was potent! I also liked the Bottle of water that was given. I was not the biggest fan of the happy hour, but it was OK.
I have to talk about the desserts in restaurant. OMG. I have never seen so many delicious desserts in one place! I made sure to go to the snack bar. I would have gone to the Asian breakfast if I wasn't so full from the other meals.
Relaxation Station: Where Worries Go to Die (and Your Muscles Get a Treat)
This is where Escape to Paradise really shines. I'm not a huge spa person, but I was sold. The spa was pure luxury. I treated myself to a massage, and it was honestly the best massage of my life. I'm talking the kind of massage that makes you forget your own name. The pool with view was breathtaking. Just imagine floating in that infinity pool, looking out at the ocean… pure zen. The sauna and steamroom were a welcome escape from the sun. I didn't use the Foot bath, Gym/fitness or Fitness center, but they looked well-equipped. They also had Body scrub and Body wrap, but I did not use them.
I was looking for ways to relax, and I definitely found them!
Cleanliness and Safety: Feeling Safe and Sound (and Squeaky Clean)
In these crazy times, safety is paramount, right? Escape to Paradise has it covered. Anti-viral cleaning products were used, and I saw them daily disinfection in common areas. The staff were all wearing masks and following protocols. The staff trained in safety protocol. They had Hand sanitizer everywhere. The Rooms sanitized between stays really put my mind at ease. The Safe dining setup was great. The Physical distancing of at least 1 meter was easy to maintain. I was also glad to see the First aid kit. I did not get to see the Sterilizing equipment, but I trust it was there. The smoke alarms and smoke detector made me feel safe. I saw the CCTV in common areas, and the CCTV outside property. I am glad that the fire extinguisher was there. The Security [24-hour] was excellent.
Internet & Tech: Stay Connected (or Disconnect, Your Choice)
The Internet access – wireless was excellent. The Internet access – LAN was also available. The Wi-Fi [free] was available. I was able to get my work done, but honestly, I was too busy enjoying paradise. Laptop workspace was perfect for getting a little work done.
Things to Do: Adventures Await (or Just Relaxing by the Pool)
Camiguin is an island of wonders, and Escape to Paradise is the perfect basecamp. The staff were super helpful with arranging tours and activities. I went snorkeling, and it was magical. I hiked a volcano (tough but worth it!), and explored waterfalls. Of course, there's also the option to just chill by the swimming pool [outdoor] all day. They had a shrine, which was a nice touch. I didn't take advantage of the bicycle parking, but it's there!
Services and Conveniences: Making Life Easy (and Lazy)
The resort had a bunch of services to make life easier (and lazier!). Daily housekeeping kept my room spotless. Laundry service was a lifesaver. Concierge was helpful with everything. Room service [24-hour]? Yes, please! I didn't use the dry cleaning or ironing service, but it's good to know they're available. The luggage storage was convenient. They had a gift/souvenir shop. The Cash withdrawal was helpful. I was glad that they had the Elevator. The Front desk [24-hour] was great. There was also a convenience store.
For the Kids: Family Fun (or Maybe Just Some Peace and Quiet)
I didn't have kids with me, but the resort seemed pretty kid-friendly. They had Kids facilities and Babysitting service.
The Quirks: The Imperfections That Make it Real
Okay, so it wasn't perfect. There were a few minor hiccups. The occasional power outage (island life, right?). And maybe the service at the bar was a little slow sometimes. But honestly, those little things just added to the charm. It made it feel less like a sterile hotel and more like a genuine island experience.
The Verdict: Go. Just Go.
Escape to Paradise: Some Where Else Boutique Resort is a winner. It's a place where you can truly escape the everyday, unwind, and reconnect with yourself. It's a place where the staff is friendly, the food is delicious, and the views are breathtaking. It's a place where you can be yourself, imperfections and all. I'm already dreaming of going back.
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Okay, buckle up, buttercups! This isn't your sanitized, perfectly-planned travel itinerary. This is going to be a messy, glorious, Camiguin-soaked adventure at Some Where Else Boutique Resort, complete with my actual, unfiltered thoughts. Consider this your official warning: expect tangents, dramatic sighs, and maybe even a tear or two (mostly of laughter, hopefully).
The "Some Where Else, Some How" Camiguin Itinerary: A Slightly Unhinged Adventure
Day 1: Arrival - Paradise Found (and Immediately Questioned)
- Morning (or what feels like it after a 3 AM flight): Arrive at Camiguin Airport. Okay, let's be real, "airport" is generous. It's more like a slightly fancier bus stop. But hey, that's Camiguin charm, right? Grabbed my bag… which, naturally, the airline managed to slightly mangle. Ugh. Thankfully, the driver from Some Where Else was there, grinning. Instant relief.
- Mid-morning: The drive to the resort. Oh. My. GOD. This is it. Lush green hills, the glint of the sea, the air smelling of… well, pure, unadulterated island magic. Some Where Else isn't just a resort; it's a freaking vibe. The architecture – those open-air spaces, the way the light hits everything… I wanted to weep. Happy tears, of course.
- Lunch (and the first existential crisis): Settled into my bungalow. It's ridiculously gorgeous. Like, Instagram-worthy at every angle. But then… the first question. What if I just… stayed here forever? What if I never left this hammock, this view, this feeling of… utterly content laziness? The lunch was good, local dishes, but I was too busy wrestling with the possibility of abandoning all my responsibilities to fully appreciate it.
- Afternoon: Pool time! And here's where the imperfections start. I tried to be cool, gracefully easing into the water. Instead, I face-planted. (Don't worry, no one saw. Except maybe the parrot. That judgmental parrot.) So, I dried off, grabbed a book, and attempted to read. But the view was just… too distracting. I ended up staring at the ocean, thinking about… well, everything and nothing all at once. Pure bliss.
- Evening: Sunset cocktails. The sky exploded in a riot of colors. The resort's bar, right on the beach, was the perfect spot to watch the display. Cocktails were STRONG. I blame the setting. I'm pretty sure I ended up talking to a couple about the existential dread of choosing a vacation destination. I'm pretty sure they were also drunk. We laughed. We bonded. We maybe overshared. The perfect end to the first day.
Day 2: Volcanoes, Waterfalls, and a Near-Death Experience (Okay, Maybe Exaggerating)
- Morning: Wake up. My head throbs. Okay, maybe those cocktails WERE strong. Coffee is a must.
- Morning (Actually Morning): Organized (ish) island tour. First stop: Hibok-Hibok Volcano. The hike was supposed to be "moderate." My ass. It was a climb, people! I huffed and puffed, convinced I was going to die. The views from the top were spectacular though. I mean, truly. Worth the near-cardiac arrest.
- Mid-day: Katibawasan Falls. Majestic. Powerful. And freezing! I braved the cold water for about five seconds before retreating to the sunshine, shivering and giggling. I swear, I saw a rainbow. (Possibly a hallucination, but I'm sticking with the rainbow.)
- Afternoon: Sunken Cemetery. This was unexpectedly moving. The simple white cross in the middle of the water… it was a powerful reminder of the sea's power and the impermanence of… well, everything. I took a moment to just… be.
- Late Afternoon: Mantigue Island. This is where things got messy. Snorkeling. I'm not a strong swimmer. I panicked. I swallowed seawater. I flailed. I nearly drowned myself, but I survived. The coral was breathtaking, and the fish were gorgeous, but I was too busy trying to stay alive to appreciate it fully. I'm still traumatized.
- Evening: Dinner at the resort. I ordered a huge plate of pasta and ate every single bite. Comfort food was needed after the near-death experience. Sat on the beach, listening to the waves. Thinking about tomorrow, and what adventures (and potential disasters) it might hold.
Day 3: Diving Deep (Literally and Figuratively) and Finding My Inner Peace (Maybe)
- Morning: Okay, no more near-death experiences today. I'm claiming it.
- Morning (Again): Scuba diving lesson. I've always been terrified of the open ocean, but I'm determined to face my fears. The instructor, a local guy with the patience of a saint, was amazing. The dive itself… well, it was incredible. Floating in the underwater world, surrounded by fish, in a place of absolute stillness… I was speechless. It was the most beautiful thing I have ever experienced.
- Mid-day: More pool time. Just chilling. Letting all the sensory input of the past few days wash over me. I finally managed to read a few chapters of my book.
- Afternoon: Massage at the resort's spa. Pure, unadulterated bliss. This is what heaven must be like. I think I actually fell asleep.
- Evening: Farewell dinner. It's hard to believe my trip is almost over. I feel like I've only scratched the surface of Camiguin's beauty and magic. I'm already plotting my return.
Day 4: Departure - (Sobbing and Secretly Planning My Return)
- Morning: Last breakfast. I ate a mountain of mangoes. Tears. So many tears.
- Mid-morning: Final walk on the beach. Trying to etch every detail into my memory. The sound of the waves. The feel of the sand. The smell of the sea.
- Afternoon: The slightly fancier bus stop (aka the airport). Goodbye, Camiguin. Goodbye, Some Where Else. Until next time. I'm already dreaming of my return. I'm going to miss the people, the laid-back vibe, the food, the sunsets, and everything.
- Evening: Back to reality. But my heart remains in Camiguin. The magic lingers. And I know, with absolute certainty, that I'll be back.
Final Thoughts:
This trip wasn't perfect. I got sunburned. I almost drowned. I ate too much. I drank too much. I probably said some embarrassing things. But it was real. It was raw. It was Camiguin. And it was, without a doubt, one of the best experiences of my life. Go. Just go. You won't regret it. And if you see a slightly frazzled, slightly sunburnt woman weeping on the beach, it might be me. Don't judge. Just offer me a cocktail. I'll probably need it.
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Escape to Paradise: Some Where Else Boutique Resort - FAQs (and My Messy Thoughts)
So, is this "Escape to Paradise" place *actually* paradise? I'm skeptical.
What's the deal with the rooms? Are they actually "boutique"?
The food! Is it worth the hype? Because I'm a foodie and I need to know.
What's there to *do* at the resort? Are you just stuck there all day?
Okay, let's talk service. Was the staff friendly? Because a grumpy staff can ruin a vacation.
Anything I should REALLY know before I go? Like, secret tips?
Okay, so would you go back? Be honest!
