Unbelievable Bangsaen Ocean Views! 50sqm Corner Room Awaits!
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because we're about to dive headfirst into the… well, let's call it the slightly chaotic, but ultimately charming world of Unbelievable Bangsaen Ocean Views! 50sqm Corner Room Awaits! This isn’t your sterile, corporate review. This is real – the good, the slightly-less-good, and the times I almost tripped over my own feet while trying to get to the pool.
First Impressions (and the Great Elevator Adventure)
Okay, first things first. "Unbelievable" is a bold claim, right? Well, the view is pretty damn good. I mean, seriously, the ocean stretches out forever. From my 50sqm corner room (yes, it is spacious!), I could practically feel the sea breeze. The 50sqm is a huge selling point, by the way. You don't feel cramped, you can actually breathe. The corner room meant extra windows, extra light, and extra… well, just extra everything. I felt like a little king (or queen, depending on the day). The hotel itself? Clean, shiny, and… well, here's where things get interesting.
Let's talk about Accessibility. They say they have an elevator, which, technically, is true. But the elevator… oh, the elevator. It's like it's been on a diet of pure molasses. It moves at a snail's pace. I swear, I aged a year waiting for it to reach the 10th floor. And, and here is my first imperfection, it sometimes, and let me emphasize sometimes, gets stuck. I am not, repeat not, claustrophobic, but even I started humming the "I'm Forever Blowing Bubbles" song just to keep my sanity. They do have Elevator, so that is a huge plus. I would not want to imagine life without it.
Rooms, Rooms, Glorious Rooms (and the Quest for Blackout Curtains)
The room itself? Absolutely a win. Let's see! The Air conditioning blasted like a blizzard, which was perfect for the Bangsaen heat. The Air conditioning in public area was also a plus! The Blackout curtains? Almost perfect. I’m a light sleeper, so this is a must for me. I say almost because a tiny sliver of dawn always seemed to peek through, but hey, that's life, right? I'm not going to cry about it. The Bed was comfy, the Bathrobes were fluffy. The Bathtub was a real treat. And let me tell you, the Bathroom phone was a stroke of genius. The Closet was spacious. I did not use the Coffee/tea maker because, let's be honest, I am not a Coffee/tea person. Complimentary tea was available. The Daily housekeeping was a godsend. The Desk was perfect for my laptop. The Extra long bed was perfect. The Free bottled water was a life-saver. The Hair dryer was fine. High floor was fantastic. The In-room safe box was secure. Internet access – wireless was reliable. Ironing facilities was helpful. The Laptop workspace was good. Linens were clean. Mini bar was well-stocked. The Mirror was great. Non-smoking rooms were a necessity. They have On-demand movies, so I recommend it. Private bathroom was perfect. Reading light was perfect. The Refrigerator was cold. The Safety/security feature was fantastic. The Satellite/cable channels were good. Scale was available. Seating area was comfortable. Separate shower/bathtub was perfect. Shower had good water pressure. Slippers were a nice touch. The Smoke detector and Soundproofing was fantastic. The Telephone was there. Toiletries were good quality. Towels were fluffy. Umbrella was useful. Visual alarm was there. Wake-up service was available, but I am always up. Wi-Fi [free] was available, and it worked! The Window that opens was a nice option.
They also have Additional toilet, Alarm clock, Carpeting, Interconnecting room(s) available, Internet access – LAN, Socket near the bed, Sofa, Soundproofing, and Window that opens.
Internet, Internet Everywhere (and the Wi-Fi Whisperer)
Okay, this is important. Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! Yes! And it actually worked. Usually, I'm battling hotel Wi-Fi like it's a digital gladiator match. But here? Smooth sailing. I could stream, video call, and generally live my online life without wanting to throw my laptop out the window. Internet access – wireless was excellent. They also have Internet [LAN] if you are into that. Internet services were generally good. Wi-Fi in public areas was also available. I have to say it was a win.
Food, Glorious Food (and the Mystery of the Missing Mango)
Now, the food. The Asian breakfast was pretty standard, but tasty. The Asian cuisine in restaurant was a good choice. The A la carte in restaurant was also an option. Alternative meal arrangement was available. Breakfast [buffet] was the star, though. Seriously, the buffet was a beast. Everything from your standard eggs and bacon to, in a moment of pure euphoria, fresh mango. Okay, almost fresh mango. One morning, they were out of mango. Tragedy! I almost shed a tear. But the rest of the buffet was a win. The Buffet in restaurant had everything. Coffee/tea in restaurant was good. They had a Coffee shop. The Desserts in restaurant were delicious. The Happy hour was fun. The International cuisine in restaurant was delicious. The Poolside bar was a lifesaver. The Restaurants were a highlight. Room service [24-hour] was a godsend. The Salad in restaurant was good. The Snack bar was nice. The Soup in restaurant was delicious. The Vegetarian restaurant was available. The Western breakfast was a good option. The Western cuisine in restaurant was available. Bottle of water was available!
Things to Do (and the Spa That Almost Broke Me)
This is where things get really interesting. Things to do. I spent most of my time either in the pool or staring at the ocean. Pure bliss. They have a Swimming pool [outdoor] which was divine. They have a Pool with view. They have a Swimming pool. They have a Spa/sauna. I tried the Spa. I love the Sauna. And let me tell you, I went for a massage. The massage? Ah, the massage. Let's just say it was… intense. I emerged feeling like a limp noodle, in a good way. They also had a Body scrub, a Body wrap, and a Foot bath. The Fitness center was there, but I am not there for the fitness. They also had a Gym/fitness. I did not use it. They also have a Massage. They also have a Steamroom.
Cleanliness and Safety (and the Hand Sanitizer Obsession)
Okay, let’s talk about safety, because, let’s be honest, that’s on everyone’s mind these days. They were serious about cleanliness. Anti-viral cleaning products were used. Breakfast in room was an option. They had Breakfast takeaway service. They had Cashless payment service. They had Daily disinfection in common areas. They had a Doctor/nurse on call. They had a First aid kit. They had Hand sanitizer everywhere. Seriously, I think they had a hand sanitizer fountain somewhere. They had Hot water linen and laundry washing. They had Hygiene certification. They had Individually-wrapped food options. They had Physical distancing of at least 1 meter. They had Professional-grade sanitizing services. They had Room sanitization opt-out available. They had Rooms sanitized between stays. They had a Safe dining setup. They had Sanitized kitchen and tableware items. They had Shared stationery removed. They had Staff trained in safety protocol. They had Sterilizing equipment. I felt safe.
Services and Conveniences (and the Concierge Who Saved My Life)
They have a Air conditioning in public area. They have Audio-visual equipment for special events. They have Business facilities. They have Cash withdrawal. They had a Concierge, who was an absolute lifesaver. I swear, he could have organized a lunar landing if I’d asked him. The Contactless check-in/out was a breeze. They have a Convenience store. They have Currency exchange. Daily housekeeping was a blessing. The Doorman was friendly. They had Dry cleaning. They had an Elevator. They had Essential condiments.
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Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because this isn't your grandma's meticulously planned itinerary. This is me, finally escaping the city for a weekend at BHB Bangsaen, and I'm bringing you along for the glorious, chaotic ride. We're talking that coveted Exclusive Seaview corner room – 50 glorious square meters! – and honestly, I'm already picturing myself sprawled like a starfish on that king-sized bed. Okay, let's see if I can actually stick to something resembling a plan…
BHB Bangsaen: Operation Relaxation & Mild Mayhem
Friday: Arrival & Initial Panic (aka, The Great Room Hunt)
- 14:00: Arrive at BHB Bangsaen. Okay, so I thought I was arriving at 2 PM. Reality check: traffic from Bangkok was a beast. The "2-hour drive" turned into a sweaty, existential three-hour ordeal. My blood sugar plummeted somewhere near the outskirts of Chonburi, so first order of business: find a 7-Eleven. (Survival instincts, people.)
- 15:00: Check-in. Finally. Praying to the Travel Gods that they actually have the corner room. I envisioned an ocean view, a panoramic, breathtaking view. I envisioned a mini-bar stocked with the good stuff. I envisioned… well, let's just say my expectations were high.
- 15:15: Success! Key in hand, I sprint to the elevator, heart thumping. Okay, breathe. Room 500-something. The anticipation is KILLING me.
- 15:20: Door unlocks. Cue the angelic choir. And… it’s… AMAZING. Seriously, the view! The ocean just sprawls out before you, a canvas of blues and greens. The room? Spacious, airy, and smelling faintly of the sea. The mini-bar? A sad, pathetic selection, but I’ll fix that later. (Note to self: raid the 7-Eleven for snacks. STAT.)
- 15:30 - 17:00: Unpack, explore the room like a kid on Christmas morning, and generally bask in the glory of being away. I tried to take some artsy photos, but ended up with blurry shots and a mild case of "selfie fatigue." The room is seriously photogenic though, I'll give it that.
- 17:00 - 18:00: Sunset drinks on the balcony. Okay, this is the life. The sun dipping below the horizon, painting the sky in fiery hues. Found a decent bottle of local wine at a small market nearby, and now, I'm officially in vacation mode. Pure bliss. Though, I did spill some on my favorite white shirt. Oops.
- 18:00 - 19:00: Quick freshen up, and a minor existential crisis over what to wear for dinner. The dilemma is real. Casual? Dressy? Beachy chic? I went with the "slightly elevated casual" look, because, you know, ambiance.
- 19:00 - 21:00: Dinner at the hotel restaurant. The food was… okay. Nothing to write home about, but the sea breeze and the company of my own thoughts (and a second glass of wine) made up for it. I attempted to order in Thai, butchered the pronunciation, and ended up with something completely different than what I intended. My face was red, but the waiter was nice enough to laugh with me, not at me.
- 21:00 - Late: Stroll along the beach. The air is balmy, the waves whisper secrets. I ended up talking to a stray dog who seemed to be enjoying the view as much as I was. Pure, simple joy. Back to the room, and crashed hard.
Saturday: Sun, Sand, and Slight Self-Loathing (in a good way)
- 08:00: Wake up to a sunrise that could make Monet weep. Honestly, the view from this room is worth the price of admission alone.
- 09:00: Breakfast at the hotel. Buffet is a bit chaotic, but hey, variety is the spice of life, right? I may have consumed a concerning amount of pastries. No regrets!
- 10:00 - 12:00: BEACH TIME! Sunscreen applied (hopefully generously), and I'm ready to bake. Spent a solid hour just staring at the ocean, letting the waves wash away all the stress and to-do lists. Then, I tried to build a sandcastle. It was a disaster. More like a sand blob. I'm clearly not a sculptor.
- 12:00 - 13:00: Lunch at a beachside shack. Found a little place with fresh seafood. The grilled fish was divine. The spicy papaya salad? Fire. My mouth still tingles just thinking about it.
- 13:00 - 16:00: Nap, read a book, and generally vegetate in my room. The afternoon sun is brutal, so I retreated indoors. Honestly, the air conditioning is my best friend.
- 16:00 - 18:00: Attempted to visit the Bangsaen Walking Street. The crowds were intense. I got lost, bumped into a few people, and then just retreated back to the hotel, overwhelmed. Decided to embrace my inner introvert and enjoy the peace of my room.
- 18:00 - 19:00: Pre-dinner drinks and sunset watching. This time, I'm prepared. I've stocked up on snacks and a bottle of something stronger. I'm determined to enjoy the view to its fullest.
- 19:00 - 21:00: Dinner at a local seafood restaurant. This place was a gem! Fresh seafood, cooked to perfection, and a lively atmosphere. Even managed to navigate the menu without too much embarrassment.
- 21:00 - Late: Back to the room. More sunset gazing. Maybe a movie. Maybe some serious pondering about the meaning of life. Or, you know, just scrolling through Instagram. The possibilities are endless.
Sunday: Departure & Post-Vacation Blues (but with a smile)
- 09:00: Wake up, reluctantly. The thought of leaving this little slice of paradise is making me want to cry.
- 09:30: Another, slightly less enthusiastic, breakfast. Trying to savor every last bite.
- 10:00 - 11:00: Last-minute balcony session. Trying to burn the memory of the view into my brain.
- 11:00: Check-out. Said a sad goodbye to the room, the ocean, and the blissful solitude.
- 11:30: The drive back to Bangkok. This time, I'm prepared. Snacks, water, and a playlist of upbeat tunes to combat the post-vacation blues.
- 14:30: Arrived back in the city. Already dreaming of my next escape.
Quirky Observations & Rambles:
- The seagulls at Bangsaen are ridiculously bold. One almost stole my croissant.
- The Thai people are incredibly kind and patient, even when I butcher their language.
- I'm pretty sure I saw a mermaid in the ocean. Okay, maybe it was just a particularly graceful swimmer.
- My tan lines are going to be epic.
- I need a vacation from my vacation. (Just kidding… kind of.)
- The power of a good view is truly transformative. It can make you forget all your worries, even if just for a little while.
- I’m already planning my return. This corner room? It's a game-changer.
- The mini-bar situation needs improvement. Seriously, BHB, up your game!
Emotional Reactions:
- Joy: Pure, unadulterated joy at being away from the city and immersed in the beauty of the ocean.
- Frustration: Traffic! Crowds! My inability to build a sandcastle!
- Contentment: The simple pleasure of watching the sunset, reading a book, and doing absolutely nothing.
- Sadness: The inevitable feeling of leaving a place that has brought you so much peace.
- Excitement: Already planning my next trip!
Final Verdict:
BHB Bangsaen, you were a dream. Especially that corner room. I'll be back. And next time, I'm bringing a better mini-bar selection. And maybe some sandcastle-building lessons. Until then, farewell, and thank you for the memories! Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to go unpack and stare blankly at a wall for a while to readjust.
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Unbelievable Bangsaen Ocean Views! 50sqm Corner Room Awaits! - The Unfiltered Truth (and a Few Rambles)
Okay, so you're thinking about this Bangsaen place, right? The one with the "unbelievable ocean views" and the "50sqm corner room"? Let's dive in. I've been there. I've *seen* the views. And I have... opinions. Fair warning, I'm not a travel brochure. This is the *real* deal, folks.
1. Are the Ocean Views REALLY Unbelievable? (Because, you know, marketing...)
Alright, let's address the elephant in the room: the "unbelievable" bit. Look, the views *are* pretty darn good. Especially if you get a corner room. I’m not going to lie, the first time I saw it… I actually gasped. Like, a genuine, involuntary gasp. It was sunrise. The sky was all orange and pink and the ocean was just… there. Stretching forever. It was a *moment*. (Okay, maybe I'm getting a little carried away. It was still early and I hadn't had my coffee.)
But… and there’s always a but, isn’t there? The *unbelievable* part depends on your definition of "unbelievable." Is it Maldives-level, postcard-perfect? No. Is it a solid, satisfying view that makes you want to just sit and stare for a while? Absolutely. And sometimes, that's enough. Sometimes, that's *exactly* what you need. I remember one particularly gloomy day… the rain was just pouring down, but the ocean was this churning, angry grey. It was still beautiful. In a different, more dramatic way. So, yeah. "Unbelievable"? Maybe dial it back a notch. "Really, really good"? Definitely.
2. What's the Deal with the 50sqm Corner Room? Is it Actually Spacious?
Fifty square meters. Sounds fancy, right? "Spacious!" they probably say in the ads. And it *is* pretty decent. It's not a shoebox, that's for sure. You've got room to, like, walk around without bumping into things. (A small victory, truly.) The corner aspect is the real winner here. You get *two* walls of windows, which amps up the view situation considerably.
Now, here's the catch. It *feels* spacious… until you unpack. Then, suddenly, all that space seems to shrink. Where do you put the suitcases? The endless array of chargers? The souvenirs you inevitably buy? (Pro tip: bring less stuff than you think you need. You'll thank me later.) But overall, it's comfortable. You won't be claustrophobic. You can actually *breathe*. And that's a win in my book, especially after a long day of… well, whatever you do in Bangsaen. (More on that later.)
3. Is Bangsaen Actually Worth Visiting? (Or is it Just a Tourist Trap?)
Ooh, the million-dollar question! Look, Bangsaen isn't the most glamorous place in the world. It's not Phuket. It's not Koh Samui. It’s… Bangsaen. It’s a bit… *real*. It’s more about the local experience, less about the polished tourist thing. Which, honestly, I kinda liked.
There’s a certain charm to it. The food is *amazing* – seriously, I gained like five pounds. The beach is… well, it’s a beach. Not the cleanest, not the prettiest, but it has its moments. You can see the locals going about their day. Kids playing in the sand. People eating street food. It's a slice of authentic Thai life. It's not perfect, but it's… genuine. And sometimes, that's exactly what you crave. But be prepared for some... let's say, *vibrant* nightlife. It's not exactly a sleepy seaside town. Let’s just say I heard a lot of karaoke in the early hours of the morning.
4. What's the Food Scene Like? (Because, priorities.)
Okay, this is where Bangsaen *really* shines. The food is incredible. Seriously, I could write an entire essay (or maybe a very long, rambling paragraph) about the food. The street food is a must. The night market is a sensory overload in the best way possible. Pad thai, mango sticky rice, grilled seafood… my mouth is watering just thinking about it.
And the prices! So cheap! You can eat like a king (or a queen, or a slightly-overweight traveler) without breaking the bank. I once spent a whole afternoon just wandering around, trying everything that looked vaguely interesting. (Spoiler alert: everything was interesting.) Just… be careful with the spice level. "Mild" can still be pretty fiery. Trust me, I learned the hard way. (Water is your friend.)
5. Any Downsides? (Because nothing's perfect, right?)
Oh, yes. There are downsides. Let's be honest. The beach, as I mentioned, isn't pristine. There's sometimes a bit of… debris. (Let's leave it at that.) The noise level can be a bit much, especially at night. And the traffic… oh, the traffic! Getting around can be a challenge.
And honestly? It's not the most romantic destination. If you're looking for a quiet, secluded getaway, this probably isn't it. This is more of a… lively, bustling, slightly-chaotic kind of place. But if you can embrace the chaos, you'll have a good time. Just… pack earplugs. And maybe a good book. And definitely, definitely, bring your appetite.
6. What about the hotel itself? Anything to watch out for?
Alright, the hotel. Let's be real, it's not the Four Seasons. It's… a hotel. It's functional. The staff are generally friendly, but their English might be a bit limited. (Brush up on your basic Thai phrases, it'll go a long way.) The rooms are clean enough, but don't expect luxury. The air conditioning works (thank goodness!). The Wi-Fi? Well, it works… sometimes.
One thing I will say: the elevators can be a bit… slow. Especially during peak times. So, if you're on a high floor (and you *want* to be on a high floor for those views!), be prepared to wait. Or, you know, take the stairs. (Just kidding… mostly.) And the breakfast buffet? It's… adequate. Don't expect Michelin-star cuisine, but you'll find something to fill you up. (Eggs, toast, some questionable sausages… the usual.)
