Luxury Escape: Limoges' Hidden Gem Hotel (Black & Green)
Luxury Escape: Limoges' Hidden Gem Hotel (Black & Green) - A Candid Review (Brace Yourself!)
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because I'm about to spill the tea on Luxury Escape: Limoges' Hidden Gem Hotel (Black & Green). Forget those sterile, corporate reviews – this is real life, baby. This is me, after a week of trying to channel my inner James Bond (mostly failing, let's be honest) and a whole lot of French pastries.
Accessibility: A Mixed Bag, But Mostly Okay-ish
Alright, let's get the nitty-gritty out of the way first. I'm not in a wheelchair, so my perspective here is limited, but I did poke around. Wheelchair accessible? Yes, generally. They have an elevator, which is a HUGE plus (especially after the croissant-fueled climbs I'd been doing), and ramps seem to be in place where needed. They also seem to have Facilities for disabled guests, which is good. Now, the devil's in the details, so call ahead and confirm the specifics that matter to you. But based on my observations, they're trying.
Internet, Glorious Internet (and the Occasional Grumble)
Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! YES! This is a win. Seriously, in this day and age, a hotel without decent Wi-Fi is a dealbreaker. The speed was generally good, allowing me to upload some ridiculously flattering selfies (duh) and even stream a movie or two. They also have Internet access – LAN in the rooms, which is for those old school like me. Internet services are available.
Things to Do & Ways to Relax: Spa Day Dreams & Fitness Center Frights
Okay, this is where things get interesting. The Spa is the real draw here. I'm talking Body scrub, Body wrap, Sauna, Spa/sauna, Steamroom. Pure bliss. I spent a solid afternoon getting pampered, and I'm not ashamed to admit I almost fell asleep during my massage. The Pool with view is gorgeous, though I'm more of a "splash around and pretend I'm a mermaid" kind of swimmer than a "laps" person. The Swimming pool [outdoor] is also available.
The Fitness center? Let's just say it's… functional. They have the basics, but don't expect a state-of-the-art gym. I did a quick workout, mostly to atone for the aforementioned pastries. There is also Gym/fitness.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: From Buffet Bonanza to Midnight Munchies
Food. My favorite subject. The Breakfast [buffet] was extensive, a glorious spread of everything you could possibly want, from fresh croissants (obviously) to eggs, bacon, and even some Asian options ( Asian breakfast, Asian cuisine in restaurant). Western breakfast, Western cuisine in restaurant also available. The Coffee shop offered a caffeine fix whenever needed.
The restaurants? They have a few. The A la carte in restaurant restaurant was good, and the International cuisine in restaurant was pretty good. The Poolside bar was perfect for a pre-dinner cocktail. I also indulged in some Room service [24-hour] - because, hey, sometimes you just want to eat pizza in your bathrobe. Snack bar, Soup in restaurant, Desserts in restaurant and Salad in restaurant available. Bottle of water is provided.
Cleanliness and Safety: Feeling Safe, But Not Obsessively So
Okay, let's talk COVID. They're taking it seriously, which is reassuring. They have Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Hand sanitizer everywhere, and Staff trained in safety protocol. Rooms sanitized between stays, Room sanitization opt-out available. They're doing the basics, which is what you want. Safe dining setup, Sanitized kitchen and tableware items.
Rooms: Cozy, Comfortable, with a Few Quirks
My room was lovely. Air conditioning was a lifesaver. The Blackout curtains were perfect for sleeping in (or, you know, hiding from the world after too much wine). The Free bottled water was a nice touch. The Coffee/tea maker was essential. The Bathroom was clean and well-appointed. I had a bathtub and separate shower/bathtub, which is always a win.
Services and Conveniences: From Concierge to Dry Cleaning
They have a Concierge who was super helpful, the Doorman was always welcoming. The Dry cleaning and Laundry service were a godsend. Cash withdrawal is available. Elevator is a must-have. Luggage storage is available. Daily housekeeping keeps things clean.
For the Kids: Family-Friendly Fun
They have Babysitting service and they are Family/child friendly, Kids facilities, Kids meal, so if you're traveling with little ones, this place is definitely worth considering.
Getting Around: Easy Peasy
They offer Airport transfer and Taxi service. They also have Car park [free of charge], Car park [on-site], Bicycle parking.
The Little Things (and the Not-So-Little Things)
- Cashless payment service is a great option.
- Facilities for disabled guests.
- Front desk [24-hour] is a plus.
- Non-smoking rooms – good for everyone.
- Couple's room is available
- Alarm clock and Wake-up service – for those early morning excursions.
- Ironing facilities – because wrinkles are the enemy.
- Safety/security feature
- Invoice provided
- Smoking area
The Imperfections (Because Nothing's Perfect, Darling)
Okay, the hotel isn't perfect. There were a few hiccups. The Wi-Fi occasionally dropped out in certain areas. And the decor, while stylish, felt a little generic in places.
My Personal Anecdote - Spa Day Dreams & Midnight Munchies
Okay, I need to tell you about the spa. I booked a full afternoon, and I'm not exaggerating when I say it was life-changing. I started with the body scrub - honestly, I felt like a new woman (or, at least, a slightly less grumpy one). Then, the massage. Oh. My. God. I think I actually drooled. Finally, I spent an hour in the sauna, sweating out all the stresses of modern life. That night, I ordered room service. I mean, after a day like that, what else could I do? Pizza and a movie. Pure bliss.
The Quirk Factor
The hotel has this strange, almost industrial-chic vibe, with exposed brick and minimalist decor. It's a bit unusual, but it works. It's not your typical stuffy hotel. It feels modern and fresh.
Emotional Reactions
Overall, I LOVED it. I felt relaxed, pampered, and well-fed. I'd go back in a heartbeat.
My Opinionated Verdict
This hotel is a solid choice for a relaxing getaway. The spa is a definite highlight, and the location is perfect for exploring Limoges.
Final Thoughts
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Okay, buckle up, buttercup. We're going to Limoges, France, and I'm not promising a Michelin-star itinerary. This is going to be… well, me.
The "Hotel Be Guest Limoges Sud ex Black & Green Limoges France" Debacle (and hopefully a little joy)
Day 1: Arrival & Existential Dread (and a Burger)
- 14:00 - Arrive at Limoges Airport (LIG). Okay, so the flight was fine. Standard cramped-leg situation. The real problem? The rental car. They gave me a stick shift. In France. And I haven't driven a stick in, like, fifteen years. My palms are currently sweating. Pray for me.
- 15:00 - Drive to Hotel Be Guest Limoges Sud. The GPS lady is bossy. I missed the first turn, obviously. Found the hotel eventually. It's… well, it was the Black & Green. Now it's "Be Guest". I'm getting a serious "budget motel that secretly used to be a brothel" vibe. But hey, the bed looks clean, right? That's all that matters, right?
- 16:00 - Check in (and Pray for the Room). The receptionist, a woman named (I think) Brigitte, was nice enough. The room… it’s fine. It has a window. That's a win. The air conditioning is doing its best. I'm pretty sure I saw a spider the size of my thumb scuttle under the bed. I’m leaving it alone. Maybe it's got a good life there.
- 17:00 - Attempt to Navigate Limoges. Okay, I need food. And a drink. And a stiff drink. I try to find a parking spot, a mission of epic proportions, and I succeed! I'm officially a Limoges parking GODDESS.
- 18:00 - Dinner at a random burger place. I'm not going to lie, the menu was in French, and my French is… rusty. But the burger was decent. Needed more cheese. And the fries were… well, they were fries. I was starving. I'm starting to think I need a nap.
- 19:00 - Stumble back to the Hotel, collapse on the bed, and contemplate the meaning of life. Okay, maybe I'll try to learn some French. Maybe I'll just watch terrible French TV. Maybe I’ll just… sleep.
Day 2: Porcelain, Parking, and Perpetual Hunger
- 08:00 - Breakfast at the Hotel. The continental breakfast. Okay, so it's not the Ritz. There's bread, some questionable-looking pastries, and coffee that tastes suspiciously like dishwater. But it's fuel, right? Fuel for the day.
- 09:00 - Attempt to Visit the Musée National de la Porcelaine Adrien Dubouché. This is the big one, the porcelain museum. Supposedly amazing. Finding it? A quest. Parking? A blood sport. This time, though, I WIN. I'm basically a local now.
- 09:30 - The Porcelain Museum. Okay, it's… porcelain. A LOT of porcelain. Beautiful, intricate, delicate porcelain. I'm not going to lie, after about an hour, it all started to look the same. But the craftsmanship is undeniable. And there's a gift shop. Naturally.
- 11:00 - Wandering the City Center. Limoges is actually quite pretty. Cobblestone streets, old buildings, and a general sense of… well, history. I find a little bakery and buy a pain au chocolat. This makes everything better.
- 12:00 - Lunch at a brasserie (or so they claimed). I tried to order in French. I think I accidentally asked for a side of snails. I got a sandwich. It was fine. The people-watching was excellent. The waiter seemed slightly terrified of me.
- 13:00 - Attempt Number Two: the Porcelain Museum (Because I missed things). I'm back. I need to see the big pieces, the showstoppers. And I need to buy a tiny porcelain cat. Because, you know, souvenirs.
- 15:00 - The Limoges Cathedral. It's big. It's imposing. It has stained-glass windows. I'm not religious, but I’m impressed. I take a moment to just… be. It's quiet. It's peaceful.
- 16:00 - Naptime. I'm exhausted. The porcelain, the parking, the French… it's all taken its toll. Back to the hotel for a nap.
- 19:00 - Dinner. This time, I'll try to be more adventurous. Maybe. Probably not. I found a pizza place! Pizza it is. It's a bit of a sad looking pizza, but hey, I'm getting the hang of this living abroad thing.
Day 3: Goodbye, Limoges (and a Plea for More Sleep)
- 08:00 - Breakfast (the same as yesterday). The pastries are still questionable. I'm starting to think I need to buy my own croissants.
- 09:00 - One last walk around the city. I want to find a postcard. And maybe a last-minute souvenir.
- 10:00 - Check out of the hotel. Brigitte is still nice. I leave with a smile.
- 11:00 - Drive to the airport. The stick shift is getting slightly less terrifying. Slightly.
- 12:00 - Flight Home. Goodbye, Limoges. You were… an experience. I think I need a vacation from my vacation. And a really, really long nap.
- 13:00 - Back to the real life.
Quirky Observations and Emotional Reactions:
- French people are stylish. Even when they're just going to the bakery. I, on the other hand, look like I got dressed in the dark.
- The smell of bread in France is intoxicating. It’s a national treasure.
- I miss my dog.
- The parking in Limoges is a sport. A brutal, unforgiving sport.
- I bought a tiny porcelain cat. It's adorable.
- I learned one French phrase: "Je ne parle pas français." (I don't speak French.) It's been very useful.
- I'm pretty sure the hotel bed had a slight sag.
- I'm already planning my next trip. Maybe I'll learn to drive a stick shift before then.
This is not a perfect itinerary. It's messy, honest, and full of imperfections. That's the point. It's a real travel experience, warts and all. And hey, at least I survived.
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Luxury Escape: Limoges' Hidden Gem Hotel (Black & Green) - Or, Did I *Actually* Escape?
Okay, spill. Is this "Hidden Gem" actually... gem-like? Or just hidden?
Alright, alright, let's be real. The "hidden gem" label? It's a double-edged sword. Finding the place was an adventure in itself – Google Maps sent me down a one-way street that *definitely* wasn't meant for my rental car. But once I *finally* found the Black & Green, yeah, it's pretty damn special. Think sleek, modern design, but with a touch of old-world charm. It’s the kind of place where you immediately feel like you should be wearing a silk scarf and carrying a tiny dog.
The gem-ness? Definitely present. The hidden-ness? Also present. Prepare to wander a bit to find it. But trust me, it’s worth the treasure hunt. Just don't tell anyone *I* told you where it is. I want it to stay my secret…ish.
Let's talk rooms. Are they as Instagrammable as the photos suggest? (Be honest.)
Ugh, Instagram. The bane of my existence and the reason I booked this place. Okay, the rooms. Yes, they are stunning. Absolutely gorgeous. Think minimalist chic meets… well, more chic. The photos? They don't lie. The lighting is perfect. The furniture is… *chef's kiss*. The bathroom? Prepare to spend an embarrassing amount of time just admiring the shower. Seriously, I almost missed breakfast because I was too busy taking selfies in the mirror.
However… (and there’s always a "however," isn't there?)… my room was *slightly* closer to the street than I'd hoped. So, if you're a light sleeper, maybe request a room further back. Or, you know, invest in some earplugs. Because that cobblestone street? It's a lively one at 3 AM, let me tell you.
The food. Tell me about the food. Is it as divine as they claim? And please, no boring reviews.
Okay, the food. This is where things get… complicated. Let's just say, my expectations were sky-high. And, for the most part, they were met. The breakfast? A beautiful spread of pastries, fresh fruit, and… okay, I'm going to gush a little here… the *pain au chocolat* was heavenly. Seriously, I dreamt about it. I’m not even a huge pastry person, but *that* pain au chocolat… I would commit a small crime for another one right now.
Dinner, however… (Here comes the "however" again.) One night, the service was a bit… slow. Like, "I'm pretty sure I could have learned French in the time it took for my appetizer to arrive" slow. The food was still delicious, don't get me wrong. But the wait… it tested my patience. And, you know, my blood sugar. I might have gotten a little hangry. But hey, it's a small price to pay for that *pain au chocolat*, right?
The spa. Was it as relaxing as the website promised? Did you, you know, *actually* relax?
The spa… Oh, the spa. This is where I had my *moment*. I booked a massage, expecting to emerge feeling like a limp noodle, utterly blissed out. And… I did. Mostly. The ambiance was perfect – soft lighting, calming music, the scent of lavender… I started to drift off… and then… the masseuse, bless her heart, started talking. Non-stop. About the weather. About her cats. About her upcoming vacation.
Now, I'm not saying she wasn't lovely. She was. But I’m pretty sure I learned more about her life than I did about relaxation techniques. I ended up feeling more like I’d been to a friendly chat than a spa. But hey, at least my muscles felt good? And the tea afterwards was delicious. So, mixed bag, really. Mixed bag.
What's the vibe of the hotel like? Is it stuffy? Or can you actually, you know, *be yourself*?
Okay, the vibe. This is important. The Black & Green *aims* for sophisticated and chic. And it mostly succeeds. There's a certain… elegance… to the place. But, thankfully, it's not overly stuffy. The staff are friendly and helpful, without being overly formal. You can wander around in your slightly-too-casual travel clothes and not feel completely out of place.
I will say, though, during one dinner, I accidentally knocked over a glass of red wine. It went *everywhere*. I was mortified. But the staff were incredibly gracious, cleaned it up with no fuss, and even offered me a replacement glass. So, yeah, you can definitely be yourself. Even your clumsy, wine-spilling self. (Though maybe try to avoid that, for everyone's sake.)
Is it worth the price tag? Be brutally honest.
Alright, the big question. The price. Look, it’s not cheap. Let's just say I was slightly wincing when I saw the final bill. But… was it worth it? Honestly? Mostly, yes. The location is fantastic, the design is gorgeous, and the food is (mostly) amazing. The little imperfections? They added to the charm, in a weird way.
If you're looking for a truly special experience, a place to treat yourself, a place to *escape*… well, then the Black & Green delivers. Just be prepared to open your wallet. And maybe pack some earplugs. And, if you can, try to avoid the chatty masseuses. But overall? Yeah, go. Just… go. You won't regret it. (Probably.)
Any "hidden gems" *outside* the hotel, that you discovered?
Oh, Limoges itself! It's a charming city, a bit off the beaten path. I stumbled upon a tiny little boulangerie a few blocks from the hotel, where the croissants were so buttery and flaky, they practically melted in my mouth. I can't remember the name (my memory is terrible, especially when pastries are involved), but it's worth the hunt. Just follow your nose. And maybe a local. I am not sure about the exact location.Stay Collective
