Queenstown Penthouse Paradise: Hot Tub, BBQ, & Gas Fire Await!
Queenstown Penthouse Paradise: My Honest-to-Goodness, Slightly Chaotic Review (Because Perfection is Boring!)
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because I'm about to spill the beans on Queenstown Penthouse Paradise. Forget those perfectly polished hotel reviews – this is the real deal, warts and all (mostly good warts, I promise!). I'm talking about the hot tub, the BBQ, the gas fire…the whole shebang. And trust me, after spending a week there, I've got a story or two to tell.
First Impressions (aka, the Arrival Fluster):
Okay, so the address? Easy peasy. Finding the actual entrance? Let's just say my GPS and I had a moment. But hey, that’s part of the adventure, right? The check-in? Contactless, thankfully. Because after that drive, I was not in the mood for small talk. (Though, I did appreciate the doorman – a very welcome sight after the parking kerfuffle). The elevator was a godsend – especially with luggage, and the fact that they have an elevator is great for accessibility, which is super important.
The Penthouse Itself: Pure Wow (Mostly):
Opening the door? Whoa. Just…whoa. The photos don't do it justice. Seriously. Panoramic views of Queenstown? Check. That gas fire? Cozy AF. Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! (and it worked, which is a huge win). The Internet access was decent, although I'm not sure if I needed the Internet [LAN]. It was a great place to relax, it was so nice, there was an additional toilet!
The air conditioning was a lifesaver, especially after a day of hiking. And the blackout curtains? Absolute genius. Slept like a log. The bed was comfy. The bathrobes were plush. The slippers? A nice touch. (I even used the scale to see how much damage I'd done to my waistline after all that wine and cheese…don't judge!)
The Hot Tub: My New Religion.
Look, I'm just going to be honest. The hot tub? It's the reason I booked this place. And it did not disappoint. Sitting in that bubbling bliss, looking out at the mountains under the stars? Pure. Effing. Magic. I spent at least one evening just staring at the view, completely lost in thought. Seriously, it's a Pool with a view, it's a Spa/sauna, it's bliss!
The BBQ & Dining Debacles (or, How I Learned to Cook in a Pinch):
The BBQ itself? Top-notch. Perfect for grilling up some local lamb chops (which, by the way, are AMAZING). The kitchen was well-equipped, which was great. I really wanted to cook up some food, and although the kitchen and tableware items were sanitized, I still gave them a good scrub.
Now, here's where things get…interesting. I'm not exactly a culinary genius. Let’s just say my first attempt at a gourmet burger ended with a minor kitchen fire (don't worry, the fire extinguisher worked like a charm!). Luckily, the breakfast in room option and the room service [24-hour] were lifesavers. The coffee/tea maker was also essential.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking - A Rambling Rhapsody:
There were a few restaurants nearby, and the fact that there was a bar with happy hour was fantastic. The poolside bar was also great, although I only went once. I was so busy relaxing in the hot tub!
Cleanliness and Safety (Because, You Know, Pandemic):
Okay, let's talk about the elephant in the room: COVID-19. I felt really safe here. They clearly take hygiene seriously. The daily disinfection in common areas was noticeable. They had hand sanitizer everywhere. The staff were all wearing masks and seemed well-trained in safety protocols. The rooms were sanitized between stays! I appreciated the anti-viral cleaning products and the individually-wrapped food options. They even had doctor/nurse on call. I think they had hygiene certification.
Things to Do (Beyond the Hot Tub - Shocking, I Know):
Queenstown is a playground. The concierge was super helpful with booking activities. They have meeting/banquet facilities, and even outdoor venue for special events, although I didn't use them. But really, I spent most of my time in the hot tub. (I'm sensing a theme here, aren't you?) There are tons of ways to relax, including a spa, and a gym/fitness.
Services and Conveniences (The Little Things That Matter):
The daily housekeeping was excellent. The luggage storage was handy. They had a convenience store on-site, which was great for grabbing snacks and drinks. I even used the laundry service, because, let's be honest, I'm not exactly a fan of doing laundry on vacation. I really needed to make use of the ironing service!
For the Kids (I Don't Have Any, But I Noticed):
They have babysitting service, and are family/child friendly. They had kids facilities and kids meal, which is great.
Accessibility (Important Stuff):
I did notice that some areas might be a little tricky for someone with mobility issues. I'm not sure about the on-site accessible restaurants / lounges, but I do know they have facilities for disabled guests. It's worth checking with the hotel directly to confirm specific details if wheelchair accessible is crucial for you.
The Minor Gripes (Because Nothing's Perfect):
The parking situation was a bit of a pain, and I couldn't find any car power charging station. The bottle of water in the room was a nice touch, but I wish they'd provided a few more, and the extra long bed wasn't really extra long.
The Verdict: Book It! (Seriously, Book It!)
Look, Queenstown Penthouse Paradise isn't flawless. But it's damn close. The view, the hot tub, the cozy fire…it's an experience. It's a place to unwind, to recharge, and to pretend you're a millionaire (even if you're not). I'd go back in a heartbeat.
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Alright, buckle up buttercups, because this isn't your sanitized, Instagram-filtered travel log. This is Queenstown, New Zealand, at Lordon's Penthouse, and it's about to get real.
Day 1: Arrival of the Slightly-Dazed
- 1:00 PM (ish) – Landing, or "Where's My Luggage?" We touch down in Queenstown, and the scenery nearly knocks me flat. Mountains, shimmering lake… it's all ridiculously beautiful. Except for the fact that my checked bag has decided to take an unscheduled detour to Fiji. Fantastic. This is how every good adventure begins, right? With the faint scent of desperation and a silent prayer to the baggage gods.
- 2:00 PM – Penthouse Panic! The Lordon's Penthouse. Okay, wow. The pictures don't do it justice. The view from the balcony is insane. I'm pretty sure I could just stare at the lake for the rest of my life. But first, gotta unpack (what little I have) and scout out the all-important hot tub situation. Priorities, people!
- 3:00 PM – Hot Tub Heaven (Almost). The hot tub! It's as glorious as advertised. Bubbles, warmth, the crisp mountain air… pure bliss. Except, I didn't realize how long it takes to fill. Twenty minutes of waiting. Twenty minutes of nervous anticipation. Twenty minutes of me feeling like I'm about to spontaneously combust from sheer excitement. Finally, sweet, sweet relief. I swear, I could live in that hot tub.
- 5:00 PM – BBQ Blunders and Burger Battles. Time to fire up the BBQ! I consider myself a decent griller, but the wind here is a beast. Charcoal flies everywhere, and my attempts at perfectly charred burgers end up looking like something a toddler drew with a crayon. But hey, the beer is cold, and the company is great (thank God for my travel buddy, who's actually competent). We manage to salvage some edible food, and the laughter makes the burnt burgers a little more bearable.
- 7:00 PM – Sunset Spectacle and Stargazing Stupidity. The sunset over the lake? Forget about it. Jaw-dropping. I spent a good hour just staring, feeling ridiculously small and utterly content. Later, we attempt some stargazing from the balcony. Turns out, I'm absolutely terrible at identifying constellations. "Is that… a bear? No, wait, a… a slightly confused duck?" My friend just laughs and points out the Southern Cross. I just enjoy the magic.
- 9:00 PM – Gas Fire Gossip and Late-Night Rambles. Back inside, the gas fireplace roars to life. We crack open another bottle of wine (or two), and the conversation flows. Stories, secrets, and the kind of random musings that only happen when you're relaxed and happy. The world feels right.
Day 2: Adventures and Altitude Sickness (Maybe)
- 8:00 AM – Breakfast of Champions (and Regret). Woke up late. And with a slight headache. The wine, you see. But the view from the penthouse is a great cure. Oatmeal and coffee, and a big dose of self-reproach for the night before.
- 9:00 AM – Gondola Gamble (And a Tiny Bit of Fear). Up the Skyline Gondola! The views from the top are absolutely incredible. I even attempted the luge, which was a blast! (Okay, maybe I screamed a little.) The adrenaline rush is real, but so is the potential for looking like a complete idiot. Success!
- 12:00 PM – Lunch and a Lesson in Humility. Found a delicious burger place in town. Ate it fast. Maybe too fast. The altitude is starting to get to me. Not the best feeling, especially when you're trying to enjoy this amazing place.
- 1:00 PM – The Bungy Jump (Or, Why I'm a Chicken). I had every intention of doing a bungy jump. Seriously, I did. I even walked up to the platform. But when I looked down… nope. My stomach did a backflip, and my brain screamed "NOPE!" Maybe next time.
- 3:00 PM – Lakeside Leisure and Last-Minute Souvenir Shopping. The lake beckons. I spend a peaceful hour by the water, just watching the world go by. Then, a mad dash for souvenirs. Because, you know, gotta bring something back to prove I actually went on this incredible journey.
- 6:00 PM – Farewell Feast and Final Reflections. One last BBQ. One last sunset. One last soak in the hot tub. There is just so much beauty here. I'm slightly sad to leave, but also incredibly grateful for the experience. This trip has been messy, imperfect, and utterly unforgettable.
- 8:00 PM – Packing and Planning. The end. Sort of. My flight is tomorrow. But first, the never-ending task of packing and the secret wish that I could just stay here forever.
Day 3: Departure (And a Promise to Return)
- 7:00 AM – The Great Luggage Reunion (Maybe!). My bag FINALLY arrived. Hooray!
- 9:00 AM – Goodbye, Queenstown! One last look at the mountains, one last deep breath of that crisp air. It's time to go. This trip was a whirlwind of good and bad, but mostly good. Queenstown, you've officially stolen a piece of my heart. I'll be back, luggage or no luggage.
Queenstown Penthouse Paradise: FAQ – Let's Get Real! (And Maybe a Little Tipsy)
Okay, spill the beans! What's *really* like about the hot tub? Is it Instagram-worthy or a lukewarm disappointment?
The BBQ – is it a Weber masterpiece or a rusty death trap? And can I ACTUALLY cook on it?
What about the gas fire? Is it cozy or just a pretentious decoration?
Is the kitchen actually *usable*? Or is it just for show? (Because I need coffee!)
The views... they look amazing in the photos. Are they *really* that good? Or is it all Photoshop magic?
What about the location? Is it convenient for getting around Queenstown?
Okay, you mentioned a party in the hot tub. Spill the tea! What *really* happened?
Is there anything that *wasn't* perfect? Be honest!
